KESSEM, YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE!!!

After watching the Jay Leno Show last night, I finally found our new Prime Minister...Earvin 'Magic' Johnson!

Don't laugh. He would be perfect. He's big...he's smart...he's rich...and like Merlin, the Magician, he's MAGIC!!!

And between you and me, we could use a little magic these days.

So how come, I'm voting for the big guy? Cuz he makes sense. He was part of the Dream Team. And why were they so successful? Because they didn't care who scored the points as long as their team won. They didn’t stop at giving one hundred per cent. No, for the good of the team they gave one hundred and fifty per cent.

Our guys haven’t had a winning season since 1966. After that summer we began to forget who we are and where we are and began to believe all the hype the press was spewing out.

And the more our team lost, the less the fans came out to root them on. Until no one showed up. And anyone could be on the team.

But the opposite team learned the lesson. And they began giving one hundred and fifty per cent. And they all started working for the good of the team.

Oh, sure, some old die-hards kept waving the old banners and spouting the rhetoric, but the young guys laughed them down. And booed them. And called them names…occupiers…settlers….and horror of all horrors – religious!

I can’t only blame our government leaders. They also had help from the fine-shmekkers…Peace Now…The Women in Black…Shimon Peres….Yossi Beilin…and a handful of ‘intellectuals’…

So, Mister Intellectual, here’s a question for you.
Let’s say I love you. Boy oh boy, do I love you. I love you so much that I’m willing to give you everything. All you have to do is marry me.
But, you don’t love me.
You don’t love me?
But, I’ll give you everything.
Will you love me, if I give you everything?

Bubbie Channah taught me that if he doesn’t love me, he doesn’t love me. And doesn’t deserve to have me. But, some place just around the corner, is a nice fella who will be crazy mad for me and is just waiting for me to show up.

The sons of Ishmael don’t love us. Period.
Arafat said: ‘We will win because of two things…ONE our patience, and TWO our wombs. '

Mister Intellectual? What is it about that sentence that you don’t understand?

I just read this week that in about twenty years there will be enough Muslims in the United States to elect the president!!!

Magic got AIDS and went on television…told the truth…and gained the respect of everyone he knew, including his family.

‘I did it. I’m sorry. I’m leaving.’

Our President may be innocent. I certainly don’t know. But, it seems to me there’s a little too much smoke singeing his privates.

The Three Stooges may be innocent too. I don’t know. But too many people died and were wounded for nothing. No, worse than nothing. We exposed our soft underbelly and laid the groundwork for the next invasion. And the enemy has the ball and is running with it.

Olmert…Nero fiddled while Rome burned! You remind me of Mel Brooks and the 2,000 year old man.

Carl Reiner (CR) asked: ‘Did you know Robin Hood?’
Mel Brooks (MB) answered: ‘Lovely man. Ran around the forest.
CR: ‘Is it true he took from the rich and gave to the poor?’
MB: ‘Nah! He took from everybody and kept everything.’
CR: ‘But history says…’
MB:‘History! He had a Press Agent. Marty. Marty the Press Agent. He took from the rich and gave to the poor. He gave you such a knack on the head when he robbed you, who knew?’

Enough with the press agent Mister Prime Minister.

All I know, and what do I know…is that we went into a war to get back our three soldiers. We let the entire northern part of our country get destroyed. One hundred and sixteen people were killed and I don’t know how many wounded.

FOR WHAT?

Today I read online that we offered the enemy between 900 and 1000 terrorists in exchange for Gilad Shalit AND THEY TURNED US DOWN. And no one knows anything about Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev. May they be well and come home to their families soon.

You hear the music, Mister Prime Minister? I don’t think it’s playing Fiddler on the Roof.

Magic is a nice name…in Hebrew it is Kessem. Has a nice ring to it no?

I wonder if he’s Jewish. Earvin...that's a Jewish name, no?

Have a great day…stay safe…thanks for dropping in.