Friday, November 10, 2006

THE HERSHEY MAN WILL KNOW

Are any of you old enough to remember that commercial that had a rugged cowboy saying:'I'd walk a mile for a Camel'?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_cigarettes

In the old days I smoked. We all did. I stopped October 4, 1994...gained a zillion pounds but my doctor said he didn't care as long as I didn't smoke. I immediately asked him if he would put that in writing for Bubbie Channah.

I would never walk a mile for a cigarette. BUT if it was chocolate...well, that's a whole different story. I would get out of bed in a snow storm and trudge to the nearest makolet (7/11)...I would take a taxi to the supermarket...I would call my husband and beg, plead and cajole until he brought home something....anything...ahhhhhhh chocolate. You get the picture.

So, today when I opened my email and found a note from 'The Baldie and the Beauty'...entitled YOUR AGE BY 'CHOCOLATE'...I forgot about the cooking and sat down to try it.

Don't ask...it works. Ready? Get your pencils. Don't cheat. Here we go:

1. pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than 1 but less than 10)
2. multiply this number by 2 (just to be
bold)
3. add 5
4. multiply by 50...I'll wait while you get the
calculator
5. if you have already had your birthday this year add 1756
6. if you haven't had your birthday already this year add 1755
7. now
subtract the four digit year that you were born


You should have a 3 digit number left.
The first is your original number i.e. how many times you want to eat chocolate each week.
The next two numbers are your age.

Oh, YES it is!!!

Just a little fluff in the middle of the excitement I call my life in Jerusalem.

Shabbat shalom.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

13 Comments:

At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I tried to beat it but NOPE it didn't work...LoL now I know there's some reason why this works with every number...question is do I want to delve into all of the thought processes involved...I think i'll save the brain cells...the magic number is 1756 me thinks

Have a fabulously peaceful weekend

Love

Shira

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger Val said...

I've heard/done this before, but don't remember it having ANYTHING to do with eating chocolate! It was fun to do, thought.
Shabbat Shalom!

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi val...me too...but anything with chocolate is better, no??? shabbat shalom to you all

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

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At 9:39 PM, Anonymous the guv said...

Wow, that test REALLY works !

I eat/want chocolate 175 times a week and I'm 36 years old.

A minor miracle, I tell you !

The Guv

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

dear dear guv...you are not old enought to lose your mind...pls
G-d, not yet...you do not want chocolate 175 times a week...no darling...you want chocolate 7 times a week, like me...all day sunday/all day monday/...and my darling friend...i don't know how to tell you this...but 36 is a number way in your distant past...now maybe if you reverse those numbers...:)))shabbat shalom

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi shira...who cares as long as it's chocolate, right? a sweet shabbat to you my friend and thanks for dropping in

 
At 11:01 PM, Blogger cheated are the clouds said...

Ok Marallyn you are freaking me out, that is cool, Not smart enough to figure it out but yep it worked, kewl

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi cheated...fun, no??? hope you have a great weekend...stay safe my friend

 
At 1:42 AM, Blogger Leann said...

love that chocolate!!!! yesI to use to smoke,three packs of the dirty things a day!!! yuck yuck yuck.thank the Lord He delivered me from the junk.but thank God for the hershey bar or anything with that lovely stuff.didn,t do the test.me and math are enemys.flunked math 4 years running I had the most colorful report card.thank God for my trustie calculater.shalom friend.

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

shalom leann...don't you think sometimes that G-d just made chocolate for women??? have a wonderful weekend...thanks for dropping in

 
At 6:42 AM, Anonymous maeshey said...

tukka amazing. And we are expected top know how prayer or the internet works. I have to lie down
Maeshey

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi maeshey...i don't know how anything works...just count on the lights turning on...the plane to fly...and the computer to connect me to the world...stay safe and thanks for dropping in...squishes

 

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