MAYBE NOT SO FUNNY

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton ."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same
Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President
and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
---tx chavah
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A mind is such a terrible thing to waste.
The laughter of a child is the best sound in the world.

I've been thinking and thinking how we are going to keep our children laughing with the leaders of the world that we have today.

Any ideas? I know what I would do if we had a representative government in this country. Isn't the shortest distance still a straight line? No one sees that the Saudis and the terrorists are in cahoots? Like maybe one person in the universe thought that Arafat, that mamzer, deserved the Nobel Peace prize.

So what are we going to do about it? Me? Today I'm going out to lunch with Bubbie Channah and then tonight is my writing class.

Soon it will be Purim here. Maybe I'll wear a chicken costume and run around shouting, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!'

Waddya think?

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.