Thursday, February 15, 2007

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER :)

Last year I received this email and once I figured out what the hell it was saying I loved it. And I hope you will too.

Here's a clue to get you started:
Little Red Ridding Hood
Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived with her mother in a little cottage on a ridge off a large, dark forest. This little girl often wore pretty little red cloak with a little red hat, and for this reason people called her Little Red Riding Hood.

OK, have fun. Someone was very smart. Anguish Languish by Howard L. Chase.

p.s. The only words I'm not sure of are 'shirker cockles'...sugar cookies??? If you get it please let me know.


Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

WANTS PAWN TERM DARE WORSTED LADLE GULL HOE LIFT wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry Putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.

"Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainersi"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft.

Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.

"Wail, wail, wailI" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hutf Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"0 hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den-- O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammarl" crater ladle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag icel"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.

O, Grammar, water bag noisel A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

"0 Grammar, water bag mouser gutY A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

Have a great day...stay safe...thanks for dropping in.

6 Comments:

At 6:25 PM, Anonymous John said...

Oy, that was AWEFUL!

And cute. Really, really.

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Leann said...

holey buckets for a minute I thought I got on the wrong blog.or you must be speaking hebrew or some thing.I gave up.I have enough problems with good old English.I use to know how to speak pig latten but that was years ago before my brain got old and has brain farts.oh well life goes on.have a great day God bless.

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger Sissy B. said...

I just showed a video called 'How difficult can this be" in my Human Growth and Development class and he did a reading portion much similar to this to show how reading is to the learning disabled..

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hiiiiiiii john...i knew you would love it...this is one smart man...was lovely talking to you today...i miss you...stay safe and a sweet shavauah tov my friend

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hiiiiiiiiii leann...that's all right...you just keep writing your wonderful blog and coming to visit mine too...stay safe my dear friend...ps when i first saw this i thought it was a foreign language too

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

sisy b. thanks so much for dropping in...how marvellous to think of something like this for the learning disabled...for 14 years i co-founded and ran a learning center for l.d. kids...they are special aren't they???

 

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