THE MIDDLE EAST ISN'T THE MID WEST

Never a dull moment in the Middle East. Never. Tweedle Dee, aka Ehud Olmert...I mean PRIMINISTER Ehud Olmert has just been blasted by the Winograd Report

http://tinyurl.com/2ghkvm

I thought I would quote from the text above, but it is simply too horrendous to read again. The man has the chutzpah/gaul to get on televison yesterday and say that now he is going to learn from his mistakes!

Too little too late. Go tell that to the bereaved families and the wounded, Mr. P.M.

Then, there is Tweedle Dum aka Amir Peretz...I mean MINISTER OF DEFENCE Amir Peretz.

They don't even have the grace to resign. But, I hope in the days and weeks to come we will make them realize that their days of ruling us are over. They never should have been in power in the first place.

Olmert wasn't elected...Sharon had a stroke...and if you ask me they should have let the man die. Then he would have had a huge funeral and all the heads of state and kings and queens and Lord alone knows who else, would have come and paid their respect to the man who evicted over 8,000 Jews from their homes and left them standing in the middle of the street, homeless, jobless and for what? (Well, we all know for what...so that the country would be busy with the eviction and not pay too much attention to his hanky-panky with the money). Sigh.

Now, he's a latkeh in some hospice and we got Olmert. And his group of henchmen. This one is under investigation for sex crimes, that one for taking bribes, another one for who knows what...there isn't one person left to vote for who hasn't either put his hand in the till or in some lady's ahem. Bill Clinton must be hysterical. Like Jackie Mason says...'You don't screw an entire country and end up with phlebitis!!!

So, like the husband says to his wife when she confronts him with the fact that she saw him come out of a motel with her best friend, 'Nope, not me. Couldn't have been me. I was in another part of town at the time. You're mistaken.' And the woman wants to believe him, so she does.

Me? I don't believe you Mister P.M. I never trusted you. I hate what you have done to my city since you were mayor. I don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth and I hope if you are guilty of all the corruption and crimes that they are investigating you for, that you do jail time like I would have to do as an ordinary citizen.

Mr. Minister of Defence...what were you thinking? You might be a nice man but you come out an idiot. Did you forget that we are a country surrounded by people who want us dead? And don't forget their cousins who live inside our cities...and are members of our Knesset.

And finally, you two...what makes you think that any of us will trust you to come back with a bag of milk if we send you to the store? You think we would trust you to protect us or guide us through another war?

And if the smoke signals are right, there may just be another war this summer.

And then the biggie...how about Achmadinamamzer who wants us to all be toast?

Resign. Clean up your house before we get into more trouble.

Hello??? Is anybody there???

Sigh.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.