Sunday, May 13, 2007

PRAYERS AND THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Prayers and Zodia Signs
Astrology Humour

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."

Just a little fun on a Sunday morning. Happy Mother's Day!!!

Shavuah tov.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

7 Comments:

At 12:27 PM, Blogger PortraitofPeter said...

I see my star sign has that 'Philosophical Moment' - now which one am I?

A delightful post - for all Mums on Mother's Day!!

I have just ordered another Ofra Haza CD (my previous album's disappeared - friends borrowing them) she has such a beautiful singing voice and as someone quite rightly said "The Voice of an Angel".

Happy Mother's Day to you my dear friend and to all mums in Israel.

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger torontopearl said...

This Libran loves your post! (...I think. ;P)

And a Happy Mother's Day (Yom Eema) to you too, Marallyn.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Geologychick said...

AQUARIUS... that's me!!! The best!

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Val said...

As a Sagittarian, I resemble that horoscope exactly! :) Thanks for the smile!

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger PortraitofPeter said...

Now What Star Sign are you?

I wonder - which one best describes you?

Have a wonderful evening.

 
At 12:03 AM, Blogger Lemon said...

Exaggerate?? ME??? Not in a million years ! ;)

 
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