Sunday, May 06, 2007

A LITTLE BIT OF FLUFF ON A SUNDAY MORNING

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were
on the phone."

And you probably thought this would be dirty :)

Shavuah tov.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

9 Comments:

At 5:27 PM, Blogger Penless Thoughts said...

Too cute.....except now days you'd have to change the phone to computer!!!!

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

lol have a great day too!

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger PortraitofPeter said...

Now that is just so, so cool - I had to laugh out loud!!!

I think what with your 'local call' to God and now this joke - my facial wrinkles must no longer be existent!!

Keep them coming - we all need laughter in our lives!!

 
At 5:20 AM, Blogger jennifer said...

You are a total delight! Thanks for the laugh!

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

haha penless...you are probably right...however men are on the pcs as much as women, no?

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi woman...thanks for dropping in

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

ahhhhh peter...good to laugh

 
At 6:41 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi jennifer...too much doom and gloom makes a person boring dontcha think??? stay safe my friend

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger nuch a chosid said...

Laughter is good medicine
thanks

 

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