Wednesday, May 09, 2007

STOLEN...I MEAN BORROWED FROM MY FRIEND DAISYIMA

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........

(You're going to love this...)

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"I've found Cod! I'm a Prawn again, Christian".

The devil made me do it... :)

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

9 Comments:

At 11:45 AM, Blogger PortraitofPeter said...

Now without doubt I so luv this posting!!

And the punchline too!! even after only x (2) cups of coffee!!

You do awaken one's mind every morning - Greetings to all in Israel and may your smiles be many!!

Peter

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL....I knew it was going to be somrthing Wonderful...But I didn't expect this!!!

I just posted some more dear Birdies from my garden...And now, I am going to go off to dreamland...! Have a lovely day!

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger Penless Thoughts said...

CUTE!!!! :o)

 
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous John said...

Oh NOOOOOOO!!! That was TERRIBLE!

Awful!

Horrendous!

But, really really good. That's a keeper. I'll have to send it to all my Christian friends.

- John

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL
I didn't know prawns talked?

 
At 8:18 AM, Blogger Geologychick said...

LOL... that's bad...hahaha

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

shabbat shalom everyone...thank you thank you thank you...HEE HEE...the devil made me do it...smooches

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger PortraitofPeter said...

I have just placed an Ofra Haza video on my site (from youtube) - I so loved Ofra's singing and how true a tribute "The Voice of an Angel".

Enjoy your evening.

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger Leann said...

LOL>its sooooo cute.sorry I havent been around for a while I fell in a hole and couldnt find my way out for a while.do you ever feel like that?well lately that is how I felt.
have a happy mothers day.((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))
shalom from the USA...

 

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