AN IRISHMAN...A GENTILE...AND A JEW

Lately, I’ve been collecting jokes that either made me smile or laugh out loud. Usually I send them off to my email list, but this morning I decided to post them.

Hope you enjoy them and if you have any that tickle your fancy, I’d love to read them.

The Irish Joke:

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.

‘So,’ says the cop to the driver. ‘Where have ya been?’

‘Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,’ slurs the drunk.

‘Well,’ says the cop, ‘it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.’

‘I did, all right,’ the drunk says with a smile.

‘Did you know,’ says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest,
‘that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?’

‘Oh! Thank heavens,’ sighs the drunk. ‘For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.’
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The Gentile Joke:

A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for
dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."

His mother says, "OK."
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The Jewish Joke:

Yiddish word for today: POLKES (POHL-kess) THIGHS.

Note: this word has been traced back to the language of one of the original Tribes of Israel…the Cellulites.

BADA BOOM!

Have a great day…stay safe…and thanks for dropping in.