Friday, November 17, 2006

NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT I LAUGHED LIKE HELL

An Arab-American family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home.

All the Arab facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.

After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful!! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says Grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."

"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," Grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here -- he's 85-years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'.

"And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!!

"Also a Federal Judge, retired for over 30 years, is still addressed as 'Your Honor'.

"And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me 'the f---ing Arab'!"

Shabbat shalom.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

9 Comments:

At 12:45 PM, Blogger Rena said...

Politically incorrect? Oh, yeah! Not nice to say but I also laughed like hell. Who ever said I was perfect, anyway?

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hiiiii rena...thanks for dropping in... a sweet shabbat shalom...ps of course you're perfect :)

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Val said...

Oh THAT was funny! Thanks for starting the Shabbat off with a laugh! Take care.

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

good to laugh, no? hope you are having a wonderful shabbat

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous John said...

Ooooooh! Yur gunna go to Hell for that one!

(Of course, I laughed like Hell too!)

- John

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hahahaha...oh john, no i'm not...i'm gunna go straight to heaven...but that's a whole different story lolol...shavuah tov my dear friend...

 
At 8:02 AM, Anonymous Arthur Blankstein said...

hi - Arthur Blankstein from Canada....great joke....but it is only 18th....what happened to the week? If it is the 26th I hope you had a great American Thanksgiving

Regards

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

hi arthur...thanks!!! wonder how that happened...nope didn't have thanksgiving yet...thursday, turkey and all the fixin's...yahoooo

 
At 10:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marallyn that was hysterical! I nearly fell out of my chair. Shame shame but I couldn't help but to laugh.

Stay safe!

Shira

 

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