Sunday, June 03, 2007

HEEHEE

I had so many things I wanted to talk about...as usual...but then someone sent me this in an email. I can't help it...it made me laugh out loud.

So then I thought, 'Why shouldn't we all start off the week with a giggle?' and here it is.

Hope it makes you laugh too.


There once was an Indian whose given name was 'Onestone.
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.


After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around and nobody called him that any more.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made
love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.


Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away
for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when
saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "So good to see you, Onestone."


Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then
he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her
all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!


What is the moral of this story?????
Oh, come on...take a guess!
Think about it (You're going to love this!)
And the moral is.....









You can't kill two birds with one stone!

HAHAHA...I told you it made me laugh!

Shavuah tov.

Have a great day...stay safe...and thanks for dropping in.

2 Comments:

At 12:26 AM, Blogger Leann said...

OMG I LOL...heehee.my son in law is called bullet for the same reason.Ill have to tell him the story.
they told him in high school he could never have kids.well when my grandson came along he thought my daugther was running around on him.
thank the good Lord when tg was born he looked the spitting emage of his Dad. the kid knew the doc was a fruit cake then...
and when jake came along bullet knew he was beating the words spoke over him.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
shalom..

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger marallyn ben moshe said...

great story leann...thanks for writing and sharing...stay safe and love to you and your family

 

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